reasons to date me
- i’ll want to hang out all the time
- i’ll tell lots of terrible jokes
- i’ll always want to share your food
- i’ll text you 24/7
reasons not to date me
- see above
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
Damon Salvatore → "The Cell"